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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1,深夜,一群老鼠发现一块蛋糕,可是它们谁也不敢吃,因为大家都没有吃过,最后只是围着这块蛋糕转圈子。一只吃过蛋糕的老鼠,来到这群老鼠的面前,问:“你们怎么不吃呢?”不敢吃蛋糕的老鼠只是摇头而不说话。吃过蛋糕的老鼠说:“既然大家都不吃,那我就不客气了。”说完,一口咬住了蛋糕。只听“啪”的一声,鼠夹响了,这只吃过蛋糕的老鼠被紧紧地夹住了。
2,森林里最近交通经常赌塞,便组建了一个交警队,黑猫就是其只的一员,一上路,可把它给忙坏了,看见兔子开车过来,它马上吹哨,训斥道:“兔子,看你眼睛红红的,你酒后驾车?”螃蟹的车也开过来了,它又吹哨:“螃蟹,你又横穿马路?!1。骑电动车的袋鼠路过,又被它拦住了:“袋鼠,你以后不许骑车带小孩1一瞧见乌龟,更是气不打一处来,怒道:“乌龟,谁让你上快车道的?”
3,一只小蜗牛刚刚爬过一座桥,桥突然轰隆一声垮塌了。小蜗牛满头大汗的叹道:“妈呀,不是我跑得快,小命都没了。”

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