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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. 上个月去一家创业公司面试,结果一面就挂了,昨天面我的人来租我房子,尴尬啊。。。
今天另一个房子有人要租,一看,又是他。。。

2 .本人记性不好,之前处过一个女朋友,后来自然而然的不联系然后就分开了,啥原因也没了印象。
今天在天桥上遇到她,拉着她聊了一会,分开时突然想起今天好像是陪女友逛街来着,我女朋友呢??

3. 去朋友家吃饭,喝的差不多了,朋友说这顿饭特别感谢他的媳妇,他媳妇这两天闹肚子,今天更是一边上厕所一边炒菜,才有了这顿饭。

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