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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、我有五百块钱,有谁想借吗?借条什么的都可以免了,只要交一千块钱保证金就行。
2、斤斤计较的人不适合谈恋爱,比较适合去买菜。
3、晚上和老婆回家,突然路边跳出三个蒙面大汉,“你们俩人只能走一个!”我说:“老婆你快跑!”看着老婆跑没影了,三个人摘下面具:老天爷,现在找你打个麻将这么难吗?

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