avril成名曲complicated之幽默诙谐版 - constipated(便秘的)

"weird al" yankovic - constipated
(改编自avril - complicated)
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三次获得格莱美奖，九次提名的"weirl al" yankovic是美国的创作歌手，音乐家，讽刺家，手风琴家和电视制作人。yankovic的歌曲以幽默著称。讽刺流行文化或者改编电台热播的单曲。很多艺人都非常荣幸让yankovic改编自己的歌曲，因为如果yankovic想改编的话，说明那首单曲真的是彻彻底底的红了。当然yankovic在改编歌曲的时候都要得到歌曲原创作者的同意。到目前为止yankovic已经录制了改编和原创的共150首歌曲，专辑销量也达到1200万张。
这首歌的歌词实在是太多了，我翻译了一个多小时，很多地方不足，还希望大家能够指出，谢谢。
诙谐幽默的歌词是"weird al" yankovic歌曲的精髓，请务必看。这首歌的前半部分简直让人拍案叫绝啊，我都笑得不能呼吸了
constipated便秘的
Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
有多的批萨，给我留一块
Pizza party at your house,
你家开批萨聚会
I went just to check it out.
我去瞧瞧
19 extra larges,
19块超大批萨
What a shame, no one came.
真可悲，没有一个人来
Just us, eatin' all alone,
只有我们俩吃
You said take the pizza home.
你说带点回家吧
No sense lettin' all this go to waste,
没理由浪费了
So then I faced
于是我接受了
Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock,
整天都是批萨，每一天，时时刻刻
It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for irregularity.
我都吃卡住了，但是对于这样的无规律饮食我一点也不介意
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
但是告诉我为什么你自己走了，却让我便秘
Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
此刻我想尽千方百计清空我的肠子
In the bathroom.
在洗手间
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I
feel the pain
我坐着，等着，使出浑身力气，汗水飞迸，握紧拳头，体验着疼痛
Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated.
哦，早知道我吃点泻药或者灌洗我的结肠
No, no, no.
I was feelin' pretty down,
我心情相当低落
'Til my girlfriend came around.
直到我的女朋友来了
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
我不得不说，我们在各个方面都很象
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
事实上，我正在考虑今天晚上应该向她提出那个请求了（指求婚）
I was kissing her so tenderly,
我温柔地吻她
But woe is me.
我真悲哀
Who would have guessed, her family crest.
早就应该想到她的家庭渊源
I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
我突然看到她大腿上的纹身
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
‘枪之子’的纹身，和我身上的一模一样
Tell me.
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
天哪，告诉我我怎么会知道我们居然有亲属关系！？
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated.
相信我，如果我知道她是我的表妹的话我们绝不会约会的
What to do now?
现在怎么办？
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
我应该继续么，向她求婚，然后缠绵，然后生出的孩子有11个脚趾头
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated.
然后搬到阿拉巴马州，在那儿人们能够容忍这样的事
No, no, no.
(no no no)
Ooh, I had so much on my mind,
哦，我头脑里想的东西实在太多了
I thought maybe I'd unwind.
我想我应该放松一下了
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
于是我去坐那个新的过山车
And the guide...
Said not to stand, but that's a demand,
That I couldn't meet,
导游要求不要站着，我才不理会这个命令
I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see.
我站了了起来， 结果头被弄掉了
Tell me.
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
告诉我，为什么我要让自己断头
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
真是巨麻烦，我很厌恶
It's such a drag now.
简直就是拖累
I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or
yodel anymore,
我不能吃，不能呼吸，不能打鼾，不能打呃也不能唱歌
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
甚至看体育画刊的时候也不能吐口水或者嗤之以鼻了
Oh no!
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
为什么我要让自己身体残缺
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
我不得不告诉你，没有脑袋的生活让我火气大
What a bummer.
真是冒火
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
我不能眨眼，不能咳嗽，不能打喷嚏
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.
但是我的脖子还可以享受舒畅的清风
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
自从身首分离之后我再也和以前不一样了
No, no, no.



"weird al" yankovic - which backstreet boy is gay
(改编自backstreet boys - I want it that way)
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which backstreet boy is gay（哪个后街男孩是gay ,哈哈大家不妨来猜猜，以上图片用于参考）
yeaaaaaa.
We are on fire we have desires but one is that way, One backstreet boy is gay.
我们都欲火上身 ，我们都有欲望，但是有个后街男孩是gay
But we don't want to be mean since now he's a queen
既然他是个queen(偏女子气的gay)，我们就不要太刻薄了
Don't ask please which backstreet boy is gay.
请不要问哪个后街男孩是gay
Tell me who: Ain't sayin' that it's AJ,
告诉我谁：不要说是AJ
Tell me who: Ain't sayin' that it's Howie,
告诉我谁：不要说是Howie
Tell me who: I never wanna hear you say,
告诉我谁：我再也不想听你说了
Which backstreet boy is gay.
哪个后街男孩是gay
Now I can see him he's in women clothes,
我看见他穿女人的衣服
But he don't need an I.U.D yeeeeaaaaaa
但是他却不需要宫内节育器
He likes village people hes playin' croquet(一种击打木球的运动),
他喜欢乡村的人们，他喜欢打木球
His dog a peakin' meeeeeeeeeeee.
He is on fire, his back perspiresssss.
他欲火上身，他的后背冒汗
Won't say, won't say, won't say: whoss gay.
不要说，不要说，不要说：哪个是gay
He's always sayin' ain't nothin' but a butt ache
他总是说没事，就是屁股痛
Ain't nofin' but a fruit cake,
没事，大不了是一个水果蛋糕(俚语，指一个人是gay或者动作很gay)
I never wanna hear U say,
Which one of us is gay.
我再也不想听你说哪个后街男孩是gay
Tell me who: ain't sayin' that its Bryan
告诉我谁：不要说是Bryan
Tell me who: ain't sayin' if ur Kevin
告诉我谁：不要说是如果你是Kevin
Tell me who: He's makin' up a suffle
告诉我谁：他正在做甜点
Which backstreet boy is gay.
哪个后街男孩是gay
O.K we're alllll gay!!!!!!
好吧，我们都是gay!!!!!

[ 本帖最后由 lj777 于 2008-2-16 18:24 编辑 ]